Lost in thought, and drifting away...

Had a chat with my buddies just now. So I got a topic to blog.

"Why you can't be my boyfriend?"

A very long list.

Sissy. Gay. Coward. Ugly. Stubborn. Evil. Nerd.
Quiet. White. Skinny. Fatty. Not helpful. Unkind.
Talk too much. Lack of communication.
Cant speak chinese. Dont read my blog.
Younger than me. Shorter than me.
(Seriously, height is a matter too.) I am standing 1.7m. LOL.

A lot more. Squeezing my brain juice.

Slow. Stupid. Un-gentlemanly-habits. Weak.
Too much restrictions. Unable to take care of yourself.
Looking for forever. Flirt. Playboy. (Jay that kind)
Sleep early wake up late. Keep long hair.
Too much complaints. Easy jealous, angry or unhappy.
I am not the most important. Too or not caring.

My family or good friends dont like you.

Dont know me well enough (eg. my likes, my habits, etc.)
Dont know how to cycle, swim and play basketball/soccer
(must know at least 3. If not will be too gay. Other cool sports can be used to replace).
Dont know how to play computer, xbox, playstation and gameboy.
(must know at least 3. Mario is not acceptable)

GAME addict (especially, if ignore me because of that).
Direction idiot. Have a girlfriend. (two-timers cannot let me find out).
Like more than 1 person at one time. Criminal.
Liar. (I HATE LIAR.) Irritating. Nuisance.
Smart aleck (obnoxiously self-assertive.)
Love disgusting animals. Irresponsible.
Heavy smoker (waste of money).
Will draw a clear line whatever happens.

Most important, if I have no interest.

If you really want to be my boyfriend, I give you a chance. Of the above you cannot have more than 2. The bold is a NONO. =D If you meet the requirements, woo me. HAHAHA.

By the way, the four dreaded words is lets-just-be-friends. I dont want to be the daily routine.

My blog is really confusing right? If you know, why do I have the need to blog right? DONT BE STUPID. That's why you are not my boyfriend. Cbox this kind of simple task dunno is considered STUPID.

...try again or walk away...